Alf: “Oh…do you know…err…oh, what’s his name again?”
Me: “Who Alf?”
Alf: “That man who was alive ages ago and then he died.”
Me: {slightly worried}…I’m not too sure who you are on about Alf”
Alf: “ooh, you know…Dave or something his name is. He was alive and then he died! Years ago!”
Robb: “Do you mean Jesus Christ?”
Alf: “Yeah! That’s him!…I wish he was alive again.”…

…just your average car ride home after work with this lot…

ps – I can see a sweet-themed-photo-craze happening over here. Just gutted I ate the whole packet before I could think of any more!