…but first…yes, that’s a mug that says ‘i heart spreadsheets’ and just for the record, I don’t. It was bought for an old colleague of mine one Christmas, who was the ‘spreadsheet-for-the-spreadsheet-on-spreadsheets’ kinda man. Who obviously LOVED his Christmas present as it’s still here 2 years after he left…and yes, that’s a couple of ginger nuts waiting to be dunked in my tea. Classy.
Anyway, Grazia. Always my go-to magazine…I love reading it. And here’s 5 reasons why;
1} “6 HOURS | The time it takes women to get ready for the first night with a new lover”. REEEEEAAALLLY?! I get the whole wanting to look your best and all that…but 6 hours?! Who are these women?! 6 hours…what requires that much time of prepping?!…*shudders at the thought*…
2} “Tangerine Dream”…or just bright orange hair to you and me, is the next big thing. They are soo behind on this one, ask my friends. Going back years now, I already had this colour! Ok, so it was meant to be red but I didn’t leave it on long enough so had bright orange hair. Niiice. I can still remember one of my friends {who shall remain nameless} just kept repeating “but it’s BRRRIGHT ORANGE!” all night and would just stare at me with her mouth wide open.
3} People actually think you can get a date by texting “well-hung…interested?” to someone else. Lost for words on that one.
4} Not only can you get your instagram images printed on magnets or printed in some cute order and framed…but you can now get your images printed onto MARSHMALLOWS! I know, how cool! I’m not sure if I’d actually eat them, but still…I just want to get all of my fave images on marshmallows, just because.
5} I need a retro bikini in my life…and not just because it looks like it will hold the belly in.
Got any gems you’re learnt yourself to share?!
Retro bikinis are THE way forward and bright orange hair, really?!
…really…