…”Dad said that once he’s gone out on his bike, I can play with the goalie gloves he bought today”
“are you sure?”
with a smirk “yup”
“aren’t they for your birthday, alf?”
with a face-to-palm movement “oh yeah! I forgot about my birthday!”
“nice try, alf”
“I nearly got you, mam!”
reason 1,25654,156,212885 I love this boi bach and just wanna smooch his face off.