…”Dad said that once he’s gone out on his bike, I can play with the goalie gloves he bought today”

“are you sure?”

with a smirk “yup”

“aren’t they for your birthday, alf?”

with a face-to-palm movement “oh yeah! I forgot about my birthday!”

“nice try, alf”

“I nearly got you, mam!”

reason 1,25654,156,212885 I love this boi bach and just wanna smooch his face off.