Tonight’s version anyway.
1:: “Right , Alfie. Are we ready?! Yes? Ok.”
2 :: …I’d only managed to get it over his toes, well kind of, when “Aah! Mam! My toes! They’ve squished and clicked! Why would you do that?!”
3 :: …I’ve not even got the sock over the heel of his foot, when “Straighten your leg, Alf! Straighten it! More! Try, Alf!” After some laughs, we’re done.
4 :: Get my breath back and sort myself out…and straighten my bra.
5 :: Realise that we forgot to put his shin pads on first…
