“Tonight, Me and my Mam got time to play football. I was practicing being in goal. I saved nearly all of the shots. I wish I was in goal more often. I did some diving. Mam was second best tonight. My Mam is slow like a 89 year old”. Alfie Lowe, Aged 8.
{I lost count of the number of times Alf tried to sneak the word “poo” into this post!}