“Tonight, Me and my Mam got time to play football.  I was practicing being in goal.  I saved nearly all of the shots.  I wish I was in goal more often.  I did some diving.  Mam was second best tonight.  My Mam is slow like a 89 year old”.  Alfie Lowe, Aged 8.

{I lost count of the number of times Alf tried to sneak the word “poo” into this post!}