Friends are those who book weekends away and then between them send around 1,500 WhatsApp messages beforehand. A weekend of no pressure, no Hen, no Birthday…friends just being friends. And by that I mean they are being the loud ones in the ‘relaxation pool’…making sure there’s no “boob slippage”…they are cocktail lovers…room buddies who don’t think twice about sharing their make up with you…and obviously haven’t got cheap straighteners like you have, resulting in a few near misses with theirs…can sometimes out shop one another “how much longer does she need in there?!”…a force to be reckoned with…share their life story with you at 2am at the hotel bar…KEVIN…”panic eat” at the ‘eat all you can restaurant’ resulting in MASSIVE starters…encourage one another…even if it is “Cer, do your leg guitar move!”…support one another…even if one is a really, really bad snorer…buy the same shoes in the sales…but they were in the sales, so it’s ok!…turn into boy racers whilst driving around Liverpool…get snogged by a passer by in a bar…cause everyone in the car to nearly wet themselves…“Cows have passports?! Oof, it must be hard work having to name them all?!”…at this point, I was this close to losing my life thanks to the driver laughing so much!…it’s all the texts…running clubs but not much running, just catching up…it’s receiving a surprise Wedding Invitation…2 weeks before the main event!…talk about house renovations for 3 hours solid and we still haven’t covered it all…manage to get a Policeman’s life story in the crepes queue, “that’s not fake tan, he’s just come back from Australia…”
Friends, I Love The Bones of Them. Some live just up the road, some live just down the road. And we still don’t see each other often enough. Some, a bit further away but always on the other end of the phone but when I see their faces, you bet your arse I’m going to squish their cheeks like there’s no tomorrow.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”