The 5 Stages of putting on football socks…

Tonight’s version anyway. 1:: “Right , Alfie.  Are we ready?!  Yes?  Ok.” 2 :: …I’d only managed to get it over his toes, well kind of, when “Aah! Mam!  My toes!  They’ve squished and clicked!  Why would you do that?!” 3 :: …I’ve not even got the sock over the heel of his foot, when […]

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